Lance McClain you've done it again
Anonymous asked:
maidsonas answered:
Don’t worry I have a reason
living has always been a large part of my life. I was born at an incredibly young age, and ever since then, I have been alive
College entrance essays be like…
those posts criticizing common writing patterns in fanfiction are so fucking harmful and they ruined me
so like yknow what??? People tell you to avoid “smirk” and “chuckle” as descriptors because no one does those things (???) but then when I need to use those words I have a ten minute crisis about how I’m a shitty writer. So heres my unwarranted writing advice: If you want your characters to smirk and chuckle fucking let them and don’t let anyone tell you that no one smirks or chuckles because I do both on a daily basis whenever I tell a shitty pun, bye
Edgy fanfiction critics can eat my entire ass.
Yeah I’ve had this issue many times while writing. I’ll look up different words for things that have been criticized for being overused, I’ll read list upon list of things I can put after someone speaks rather than “said”, and then I just give up. It’s too much effort to please fanfiction critics, especially since none of them are probably even reading my stuff. My followers seem to like my writing and that’s all that matters to me.
Would it help to know that it’s actually a good writing strategy to use Said more than everyone tells you to? Like, you can use it as much as you like, and what that does, is it makes the other words you use—like “exclaimed” or “snarled” or stuff like that—more impactful!
Wanted to create my own retro space tourism posters
and i actually for once want to print my own art and have them in my room
just imagine the jokes LMAO
you fools, deadpool would be proud of it
Deadpool in the next movie: “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I VOICED PIKACHU!”
deadpool, holding two wires connected to an active car battery bout to crisp a motherfucker: ohoho this bring back memories
*cocks gun* Pika pika, motherfucker
“sorry dickweed, i’m the one pokemon you’re never gonna catch”
